Sex Toy Reviews

I am so excited, Hello Kitty Vibrator is back! I got mine about 10 years ago, give or take a couple of years in either direction and it is a wonderful vibrator. It’s made by the actual Hello Kitty folks at Sanrio so this is a real Hello Kitty product. I believe it was originally manufactured [...]

I make snap judgments about toys when they arrive. It’s sort of a game I play with myself as a reviewer. I quickly judge as to whether they’ll be good or bad, enjoyable or a pain in the ass before I even use them. This may be a bad habit, however, I never let my initial [...]

Strap-on kits and sex toys branded by porn stars can be terrible. I know this because I’ve experienced a good amount of crap. Plus, I take my strap-on toys very seriously because as a woman, banging another with a penis is not the kind of intercourse that I’m used to, that all women are used to. [...]

What’s the hype? From package: Make a great weekend with a difference for you and your lover. Tell everyone you are out of the country and make a weekend date to have fun together. Bring along your imagination and a playful side. Let our NookiiToy cards give you new fun ways to use the toys [...]

The Hype The perfect sexy gift for bath fun! Our clever fellow has a secret built-in multi-speed vibrator ready to make your bath time perfectly orgasmic! Like a real duck, he’s waterproof. Just twist his tail and enjoy aquatic stimulation! What You Get Clear plastic box with rubber ducky, batteries not included. What I Like He’s very cute and rather [...]

What’s the hype? From Lelo’s website: GIGI is a dedicated pleasure object for the discerning G-spot connoisseur. Carefully sculpted to unlock the secrets of this mysterious and special place, her dramatic shape breathes an air of investigative purpose. Five pre-programmed pleasure modes and a virtually silent vibrator engine deliver deep and vibrant sensations with spot-on [...]

The Hype From njoy’s web site: The njoy Pure Wand provides a direct connection to your favorite Spot – G or P – or wherever feels so good. The Pure Wand is crafted with perfect curvature and ample reach so you can lay back and relax while you pleasure yourself or your partner with firm, controlled [...]

What’s the hype? From Je Joue Booklet Your Sasi is a toy like no other. SaSi uses movement as a form of stimulation, as well as vibration: creating a more natural form of arousal. SaSi comes pre-loaded with sensual intelligence, which learns movements you like, specifically tailoring a unique experience by remembering movements that suit you. What [...]

What’s the hype? From Lelo’s Press Kit NEA is a slight and ornate pleasure object with a porcelain-like finish and deceptively powerful purr. Decorating the glossy exterior, pleasing to the eye as well as to the touch, are delicate floral motifs reminiscent of the belle epoque. Ergonomically designed to accommodate all those special places, NEA [...]

What’s the hype? From We-Vibe’s web site The We-Vibe is a brand new adult lifestyle luxury product from Standard Innovation Corp. Unique in design, this revolutionary product is the first ever toy that can be used while making love. The innovative design allows for both external and internal stimulation for women engaging in both solo and [...]

What’s the hype? From Babeland’s website This is the G-spot vibrator we have always dreamed of letting take control! Finally a realistically-shaped silicone insert able vibrator with a strong, localized internal buzz. We wanted The Boss to be hefty (check), soft silicone (yep), and with a sweet tilt just right for the G-spot (it is!). Add [...]

What’s the hype? From My Buddy’s website… Allows females to experience the intense repeatable orgasmic responses usually associated with mountable units costing over $1000. Great not only for individual masturbation, but also a fun addition to foreplay or sexual penetration. The best Doggy Style you’ve ever experienced! Compatible with a variety of corded and cordless massagers. [...]

What’s the hype? From Babeland’s website Forget the catch of the day, here’s the catch of a lifetime! The beautifully detailed fish bucks and wriggles its tail while the dildo draws circles and the pearls roil. With the battery pack designed into the base of the vibrator, there’s no more keeping track of that extra component. Initial [...]

What’s the hype? From Fun Factory’s website… This innovative lay-on vibrator stimulates through caressing, massaging and lying over those external erotic areas of the body. Thereby is the vibration mode adjustable so that each erotic zone can be gently, arousingly or intensively pampered. Three additional vibration modes provide for variety with different pulsating vibrations. Special features: comfortable, [...]

How would one play this adult board game? You and your lover spread out the cloth game board on your bed, floor, dining room table or wherever you’d like and place the playing pieces on the first space. You take turns rolling the die and moving your playing pieces. Every space you land on has fun [...]