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Natural Contour Vibrator Review

natural contours

2 1/2 stars

Review by Ann Andriani

What's the Hype

The Natural Contour claims to be for women who are looking for an indiscreet vibrator that is shaped for the perfect fit of a woman's body, quiet and powerful. It was also totally hyped up because it was designed by a woman, female erotic film director, Candida Royalle.

How's It Supposed To Be Used

As long as you don't mistake if for your shaver, you position it over your love button, or if you're a little adventurous, over your anus (a.k.a balloon knot).

The Best Parts

It is totally discreet looking. Many have said it looks a woman's shaver. Either way, it doesn't look like a sex toy, so that's been accomplished. This particular model, the Petite, is nice and small, making it something very easy to toss in your purse and take on the road with you. It can have a dual purpose, it can deliver vibrations to the clitty and to the balloon knot, just depends on how you position it. The Annoying Parts: This vibrator does pack some power, but not enough for me. It felt good when it started, but brought me just to the edge of orgasm. I tried and tried and tried but just felt frustrated, so I quickly grabbed my Hitachi Magic Wand and finished myself off. It's not as quiet as the hype made it seem. It says it has a quiet Japanese motor. Although the motor may be from Japan, it's not as quiet as expected.

What's It All Add Up To

There was so much hype surrounding the Natural Contours line of vibrators that I thought they would be the bomb. Finally a woman that understands the kind of power women need in a vibrator. Although, it may be powerful enough for some, for me it was just a lot of bells and whistles around a product that does not have the ability to push me over the orgasmic edge. Yes, it's discreet. Yes, it may fit the shape of some women's bodies. Yes, it does have the ability to send some pretty pleasurable vibrations to my balloon knot, but it doesn't pack the punch I expected.

Vital Stats:

Size: 4 inches long, 1 1/2 inches wide and 1 inch thick

Power Supply: 2 "AA" batteries, not included in package

Time to Orgasm: I don't think I ever did

Water Friendly? No

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