Sexercise Me Ball and Vibrator

Review by Ann Andriani on August, 24th 2010

A little history…

Got contacted by this company awhile ago, to test drive their new product. When I went to their site to check it out, I couldn’t reply to them fast enough to tell them to PLEASE send me one for review. It looks like a hoot and a holler.

When it first arrived we took it out of it packaging, blew the ball up and assembled everything to see what we had received. We were excited, in fact so much so, that we wanted to plan a sexy party around it and call it “The Bounce and Play Party”. Unfortunately, the party never happened, but we did eventually get around to reviewing this item and I’m so sorry it took so long to get to it because I’ve missed a lot of time with a fun toy.

What You Get

• Pilate’s ball that has been customized so that different vibrating toys can be securely screwed into it. Included is a special screw cap to conceal where the toys get screwed in.
• Remote controlled Phthalate Free Vibrating toy comes attached to screw assembly for ball
• Remote control to control vibrator
• Free 50ml tube of water-based lube
• Foot pump to inflate ball

Easy to Assemble

I love how easy this toy is to put together, well, as long as you have an electrical air pump. The foot pump will inflate it fine, but it goes much quicker and easier if you pick yourself up a small portable, electric air pump.  Once the ball’s inflated to your liking, put your 3 “AAA” batteries into your vibrating toy and 2 “AAA” batteries into the remote. Unscrew the cap on the ball and screw the bottom of the vibrating toy into the ball and you’re ready to go. Piece of cake!

Discreet

If you want to leave the ball inflated, just screw the cap back on it and it looks like a regular Pilate’s ball. There are even positions for your Pilates workout on the ball so no one will suspect a thing. You’ll just need to store your vibrating toy in a special place, but the ball will always be ready to go.

Remote Control

You have virtually hands free control of the vibrating toy. The separate remote control is the only thing that powers it on. You can scroll through 6 separate programs of vibration. The on/off button turns it on and off. The intensity button takes you through the different programs; one push of that button will take you to the next program.  The remote control only works within close range. We put in brand new batteries to make sure we were getting accurate results. We found it only worked within 3 feet of the vibrating toy, so you have to stay close. You can’t have your partner vibe you from another room or another floor of the house. It’s not a bad thing, but worth mentioning. We also found that at times, there was a delay in the remote changing the program of the vibe or turning on and off. It didn’t ruin anything for us, but definitely something to note.

6 Vibration Programs are:

• low constant vibration
• high constant vibration
• constant pulse
• 2 quick pulses & then a longer pulse
• 2 quick pulses & then 2 longer pulses
• Long escalation, goes from low vibration to high vibration

I received two Vibrating toys for review with the ball

A normal Sexercise Me Kit comes with 1 vibrating toy. The company sent me two to review: The “Rabbit-Vibe” and the “Precious” Realistic Cock Vibrator. So I will be reviewing these two vibrating toys separately. So first is…

The “Precious” Realistic Cock Vibrator

With a girth of approx. 1 3/4”, this toy felt thick, a good thick, but it was surprising because I did not try this toy early in the night. Hubby and I had already been messin’ around and I was well aroused and figured the cock would slide right in with some room to spare. Luckily there wasn’t much room to spare, so my vagina felt nicely filled up, which was quite divine. Another good thing is that the insertable part of the toy is only 5” in length. I was concerned at first because I’m going to be sitting all the way down on the ball, which means the toy would be penetrating me deeply and if it was too long, then I would feel some discomfort being penetrated by a long toy. Luckily that was not the case. The 5” length was very comfortable for me.

The shaft of this toy is the only thing that vibrates, the balls do not, so not only does this toy provide fulfillment and a cock to ride till dawn, but you get internal vibrations as well. Initially I wished the balls vibrated a little too, but then I realized that gives me the opportunity to grab whatever vibe I want…The Hitachi Magic Wand…and vibrate my clit however I want. So the Realistic Cock is versatile in that if you don’t like clitoral vibrations, you won’t be getting them and if you do want them, you can use your favorite vibe with it.

The balls are fun though. I found that mounting the cock so that the balls are facing my clit was fun too. As I bounced up and down on the cock or even grinded against it to receive that constant deep penetration, my clit experienced non-vibrational stimulation as well, which was very enjoyable.

The “Rabbit-Vibe”

I didn’t have as long a use of this vibe as the Cock one, so I’m going to make some comments on my experience and hand the rest of an explanation over to our wonderful Lady Friend that got to take a longer ride on it.

First my thoughts, I found the shaft of the Rabbit Vibe to be a little on the thin side. In actually measuring it, the difference seems minute. The Cock is  1 ¾” thick and the Rabbit is 1 ½” thick. Not much difference but I could really feel it. I used the rabbit on a separate occasion than the Cock toy and this night Hubby and I were playing with our Lady Friend, so again, it wasn’t early in the night and I was well aroused. What plagued me is that when I sat upon this vibe, it felt too long. It was uncomfortable for me to sit all the way down on the ball and ride it. Later on when I measured both toys, the insertable length is the same at 5”. I don’t understand it, maybe it feeling too thin, made me notice the length more, but that didn’t bother me at all with the cock toy. The vibrating clit attachment is quite flexible so I can see it lining up with many clits. Plus, the ears aren’t separated, so you receive even stimulation, not that the ends of the ears move around and you have to try to line those up separately.

I encouraged our Lady Friend to give it try and here are her thoughts:

“It was fun! I’m not a fan of the bunny ears with most toys.  I like the vibe all over and being able to control where and how much pressure.  I don’t really use the other bunny vibe I have much either.  If it’s not just right, it’s kind just a pointy thing poking at your clit.  And I still feel it’s weird to be an animal.  But the strength of the rabbit vibe was good.  I think we just had it on the constant buzzing, which is definitely not as strong as the Magic wand. I do think Sexercise Me Kit is a great toy, a toy that you can keep handy and it doesn’t look like an adult toy.  I would recommend to others!”

Which Vibrating Toy do I Recommend?

I think the “Precious” Realistic Cock Toy is the best one to get because it’s the most versatile. It has a good thickness without being too long; the shaft vibrates only if you want it to, so if you just want a plain ole non-vibrating dildo it can be that too. In addition, if you have a sensitive clit or would rather use your hands, fingers or favorite vibe, you have that option too. I LOOOOOOVE versatility in my toys! If you’re a die-hard fan of the Rabbit Style vibrators then that one is undisputedly for you.

A very versatile sex toy with many uses

The Sexercise Me Kit can be used alone for masturbation. Just turn it on with the remote and ride yourself silly. You can easily drop the remote on the floor for total hands free action or put it on a nearby table or chair that you can easily grab to change programs.

It’s a toy that you can bounce up and down on if you prefer that kind of penetration or once you sit down upon it, you can grind up against it too. That’s my favorite way. If you hold onto the shaft like you would a real penis, you can actually sit down on it, come all the way up and off of it and then come all the back down on it again. You can lean back on chair or couch while using it too, to give yourself more angles of penetration to work with. Just spend some time with it and you’ll quickly see there isn’t just one way to use it.

Partner Play (Threesome Explorer)

Using it with Hubby was soooooo hot! We’re a soft swap couple, meaning if the chemistry is right, we’ll do just about everything with another couple but intercourse. So I’m not having intercourse with any other men. I love to give Hubby a blow job. So I had him sit on the edge of the couch, I sat on the ball and rode it and gave Hubby a bj at the same time. I was able to experience being fucked by another cock and giving my Hubby a bj without actually having intercourse with another man. I thought that was awesome! Between the toy feeling really good and getting off on giving a bj, there was stimulation overload for me. Plus, Hubby had a really hot show to watch with me blowing him and getting myself off on riding the ball. So if you’re one of the those ladies that has a fantasy of being fucked while giving your partner a blow job, this is a great way to explore that without getting involved with another human being!

Great Swinger Toy

As I said earlier, we had our Lady Friend over for a sexy party. Midway through the night we took out the Sexercise Me Kit. She jumped on the ball and had a good fucking, while watching me get on top of Hubby and fuck him. And these are her comments from that perspective:

“I am also turned on when many things are going on at once.  I think to myself, oh this is hot and this and this and OH MY.  So there was the ball and the attachment, and the Wand and watching you ride your Hubby, and and … Whooo that was fun.”

While I was fucking Hubby, we both had a hot show watching our Lady Friend get off on riding the Ball. So at that point, everyone had a good simultaneous banging and had a hot show to watch. That’s how you end a sexy party with a bang!

Speaking of Swingers, Sharing is always an issue…

While these toys are Phthalate Free and safe to use on, in and around your body, they are not non-porous, so they cannot be completely disinfected. If you’re going to share these toys, make sure you put a different condom on them for each person that uses them.

Get a workout too

It’s touted as an exercise toy and while I’m not thinking about burning calories when I’m using it, depending on how you ride it, you’ll get a workout too. If you’re bouncing up and down a lot, you’ll work those legs more than if you’re grinding on it. That doesn’t really matter to me, I keep my official workouts and sex as separate things. If I happen to burn a lot of calories during a night of intense sex, then all the better!

Use Vibrator on the Ball or On Its Own

Whatever vibrating toy you get, you’re getting two toys with one purchase. You can use the vibrating toys with the ball or on their own. When the toy isn’t screwed into the ball, that bottom part acts as a handle to hold onto so you can use the toy without the ball. Did I say I LOOOOOOVE versatile toys?

Overall Thoughts

I’m always looking for something unique to add my collection of toys and to share with you on this site. I am so excited to share this toy with you now. When you purchase the kit, you get just about everything you need to start playing. The only thing you’ll have to add are the batteries and an electrical air pump if you don’t want to foot pump it. Other than that, it’s complete. Blow up the ball, screw in your vibe and start riding!

There’s tons of versatility with this toy. Use it on your own or with a partner…or several partners! Ride it by bouncing up and down or grinding up against it. Lean against your couch or a chair or the wall and play with angled penetration. Blow it up firm for a more supportive experience or blow it up softly for a more bouncy experience. There’s just no wrong way to use this. Use the vibrating toys with the ball or they make perfectly good sex toys on their own.

While the vibrating toys look like sex toys, the ball doesn’t. When you’re not fucking yourself with it, just screw the cover on the ball and it will pass as a regular Pilates ball, so it’s a somewhat discreet toy too.

You also have a choice of vibrating toys to put in your package: the realistic cock, rabbit style vibrator, vibrating butt plug and the buzz bunny, which is different from the rabbit vibrator. Plus you can buy the vibrating toys separately too.

Needing 5 “AAA” batteries in all, it uses quite a few, however, it is “AAA” batteries that are easy to find at just about any store and if you buy a value pack in places like Lowes, Home Depot, WalMart or Target, you’ll get quite a few batteries for not a lot of money. So it’s easy to keep it powered.

At the time of writing this review, you can get the Realistic Cock Kit and the Rabbit Vibrator Kit from our friends at Sextoy.com for $111.67 plus shipping (which was surprisingly cheap). If you live in the U.K., you can get it from MySexerciseMe.co.uk for £99.99. So I’ve included 2 buy buttons to give you a choice.

As I said when I opened this review, it’s a shame that it took me so long to review this toy. I find it so fun, so versatile and so pleasurable that I’m sorry I lost so much time with it. However, there are lots of friends that would like to go for a ride. so I’m sure I’ll be using the SexerciseMe Ball A LOT more in the future.

Vital Stats:

Size of Ball: When inflated, measures approx. 27” tall.

Size of Realistic cock vibe: Insertable part measures approx. 5” long (from top of balls to top of cock)
Girth is approx. 1 ¾” (at thickest point)
Length with screw on attachment/handle is approx. 9 ¾” long. (from bottom of handle to top of cock)

Size of Rabbit Vibe: Insertable part measures approx. 5” long (from where bunny attachment connects to shaft to top of shaft)
Girth is approx. 1  ½” (at thickest point)
Length with screw on attachment/handle is approx. 9 ¾” long. (from bottom of handle to top of shaft)
Clitoral Bunny Attachment measures approx. 3” long

Size of Remote: Approx. 3 ¼” long by 1 ½” wide by ½” thick.

Power Supply: 5 “AAA” Batteries total: Each vibrator requires 3 “AAA” batteries and the Remote requires 2 “AAA” batteries

Extras: Free 50ml sample tube of water-based lubricant and foot pump.

Tags: Couples, Dildo, For Men, Multi Function, Swingers, threesome, Vibrator

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