Glass Dildo

Review by Ann Andriani on February, 15th 2007

What’s the Hype

These dildos are the most beautiful and most pleasurable sex toy one can use. They’re built to last a lifetime. They’re hypoallergenic, dishwasher safe and much slicker than traditional materials. They’re also non-porous making lubes last longer and they’re made of tempered glass for high durability. Bottom Line…They’re the most sought after Sex Toy!

How’s It Supposed to Be Used

It’s a work of erotic art, keep it on your coffee table and watch as guests just stare at it. I let them stew over it a bit and then I tell them what it is. (hehehe) Besides that, it’s a sex toy, so you fuck yourself with it.

The Best Parts

When you add even a tiny bit of lube, this glass dildo is super slick. I am one who does not produce a lot of my own lubrication at all, but with it being a non-porous material, a little lube goes a long way.

It’s thickness was divine, filling up my entire hole, unlike many dildos.

It has a nice curve in it so that as you’re fucking yourself with it, if you twist it, it’ll hit all right parts of your vagina. I experienced some really exquisite g-spot stimulation with this glass dildo, thanks to the curve. Sex toys made of a hard material like this is best for g-spot stimulation, because if the dildo can flex even a little bit, you will not get adequate stimulation. So this was perfect!

All the ends are rounded, so there’s no sharp points, everything just slides easily. The one end has a rounded tip, with four large, fat colorful ribbed bulges and bumps. So once I got excited enough, I switched from the smooth side to the ribbed side. Oh my god, it was delicious!!! Also, upon further exploration, I found that if I penetrated myself with it fully using the smooth end, the ribbed end will provide external vaginal stimulation, mmmmmmmmm.

This glass dildo sex toy is so easy to clean, in the dishwasher or just with soap and water if I want to. Since it’s made of glass there’s no pores for germs or bacteria to hang around in and the soap won’t damage the material either.

Silliest Part

It’s quite heavy weighing in at exactly 1 pound, and I was amazed at first (Duh, it’s a glass dildo), but the weight made me feel like I was really being fucked by something substantial.

It was also a little cold at first, but I just ran it under warm water and it heated up to my body temperature and stayed at that temperature nicely.

Annoying Parts

I can’t think of anything. Oh…it doesn’t vibrate. But it’s a dildo, not a vibrator. So nope…nothing pissed me off about this sex toy whatsoever.

Icky Parts

It’s a little pricey, but unlike most sex toys that fizz out or start to stink after a while, the glass dildo will not. Glass is non porous, so once you clean this puppy, it’s clean. It’ll never have that rubbery or cyberskinny stink.

You have to make sure with this model, the “C’s Choice”, that you’re aroused enough. It is one of the thicker models, so if you’re not ready, you will not be able to take this in comfortably. I personally like them thick and I waited until I was aroused enough to take it in comfortably and it was worth the wait.

What’s It All Add Up To

I have heard the hype about the glass dildos for awhile now and did not realize the joy that they bring. I love this product. When I want to use a dildo, I want to use this one. The one that I tested was a testing product that was the same thickness as the “C’s Choice”, but was about an inch and a half shorter. The “C’s Choice” glass dildo is normally 10 inches long, which I can imagine is even more divine.

So, it’s beautiful. The glass dildo doesn’t look like a sex toy. It’s easy to clean. It’s as smooth as smooth can possibly be. And, it feels so damn good. I think it’s the perfect sex toy. Now all they have to do, is find a way to make one vibrate and I’ll never the leave the house. Either way, this is my dildo of choice! Woo Hoo!

The Vital Stats:

• Size: 8 1/2″ long
• Thickness: As fat as a U.S. Half Dollar is round
• Weight: 1 pound
• Extras: You get a padded, velvet bag to keep your toy in and an information sheet on the care and cleaning of your dildo.

UPDATE: (10-9-09)
This glass dildo is no longer available. The company has gone out of business. Please check out my 2nd favorite glass dildo, Dichroic Wrapped G-Spot Glass Dildo by Phallix.

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